Hello dear customers and welcome to MasturbatingKlaine, can I take your oder?
Here my my fine diners you will find a lot of Darren Criss, with side order of Chris Colfer. A large portion of Blaine Anderson with Klaine on the side to dip into. A side of StarKid is optional, but a whole of Glee is definitely on the menu. Today the special is a whole lot of CrissColfer. All of this is topped with a sprinkle of awkwardness, horniness and lots and lots of tears...
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At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.