christmasturbate:

one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry 

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

2014 MTV Video Music Awards

Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness.
W.J  (via emmalynsullivan)

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

thegeekyblonde:

all i’m saying is if an all-girls school crashed on the island in lord of the flies then they would’ve been off the island in a week

kobra-kld:

once you fall in love with Darren Criss, there’s no way back. you might think that you cooled off a bit towards him, but then you accidentally hear him singing and here we go again

fallingformattyhealy:

dear Matty, there are 3 t’s in petticoat and you missed them all.

gerardxwy:

Inspired by x

kittycatclaws473:

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us

@theme