yanapieceofme:

The three stages.

Baby: p-p-p-p
Dad: papa?
Baby: Pete Wentz
Dad: oh god it's an emo

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

bitchesaloud:

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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At the X Factor

toyota:

Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

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