someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
—(via dylinquent)

quinn + blowing kisses


If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)


everyone deserves to experience having a hot teacher


My mother has actually said this to me